Frequently Asked Questions
If you still have questions, feel free to ask. Send a note to
Nordra.
Q: What the heck is this place?
A: Welcome to the lower berth… *COUGH!* Er,…
Curtrik I mean.
This is a fan club dedicted to the band Creature Feature.
BUT BE WARNED!!!
This is a RPS (Real Person Slash, see below) themed club.
Q: Are Curtis and Erik actually a couple?
A: No. We don’t even know if they are gay or not. The media on our site is for entertainment and parody purposes only, no disrespect and offending is intended.
Q: You’re f***ing nuts! What on eart is eating you?
A: Zombies. And they use nutcrackers to get or brains. Joking aside, next question, please.
Q: Are Curtis Rx and Erik X fictional characters?
A: No, they are real persons.
Q: What the fuck is real person slash?
A: Real person slash (RPS), also a subgenre of real person fiction, involves taking a celebrity's public image and creating slash stories / slash artwork with them. (Wikipedia:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slash_fi…)
Q: Why are you poking fun at those poor guys?
A: That’s not what we intend.
See, Curtis and Erik are both hella cute. And what is even better than one cute sexy guy? Right, two cute sexy guys. If you still want to yell at us for being sick and stuff, please try to explain why guys like lesbian porn first. I think it’s kinda the same principle…
Q: You aren't very responsive to my complaint.
A: All of us (the operators) are students. This means that occasional we don’t have enough time to check on the club’s messages every day. It might take a day or two until your message will be read and replied. If there’s still no reply after four days or if it’s something extremely important just send a note to
Nordra.
Q: Why are some of the pictures censored?
A: Since Curtis and Erik are real persons and not just some imaginary characters, some of the media displayed on this account might be offending to some people.
Malicious gossip, pornographic media, etc are not intended nor tolerated.
Q: Why are some of the fanfictions shortened?
A: See above.
Q: This is just disgusting!
A: You’re always free to go somewhere else. Bye bye!
Q: I hate you for (insert for whatever reason you are mad) and I will hunt you down.
A: Feel free to hate us, no one forces you to like our stuff.
Q: You f***ing sons of a b****, this is such a f***ing s***, you f***ing a******s!!!
A: There’s no need to use bad language. Stay polite and don’t just throw random curses afte us. It’s not a drama if you use curse words once or twice, but DO NOT insult anyone around here. If you can’t control yourself, send a note to
Nordra instead or, the second and even better alternative, let it alone.
To be continued...
Current Residence: Halloween Town
Favourite photographer: Forensic / Crime Scene Photographer
Favourite style of art: Stuff that scares little children and hetero guys
MP3 player of choice: iPee3
Shell of choice: Containment Shell
Wallpaper of choice: Bloodsprinkled Sanitary Wallpaper
Skin of choice: Taxidermied Human Skin